The American Medical Association weighed in on the Obama Health Reform Proposals:
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised everyone not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it and the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were PO’d at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the bums in Washington.
Those bums are trying their darndest to force Democare on the American people, with little or no regard for the consequences. Nancy Pelosi said she is willing to “do almost anything” to pass this before Christmas. Harry Reid has already proven he’ll do pretty much anything as well – from arm twisting to bribing – I mean, um, no wait – bribing is the right word – to holding a vote at 1 am, to starting debate at 4:13 am, to keeping Senators in DC through Christmas Eve. I think the snowstorm dumping 2 feet on DC this week just proves that you-know-what has frozen over.…